Daaaaaaaaaaaamn girl. Hola at me. I would rock your shit like a beast. Drive that ass up here and back it up on me. I said back it up on me. Yea girl you know what to do. You gonna make me some steak and taters? How about we do this like its 1999? Lets get raw.
Laugh With Me or At Me
im from brooklyn new york born and raised love to alugh and have fun would you like to laugh with me or at me just kidding no serious you could laugh at me if it will make u feel better no but serious you have a really pretty face and i would like to talk sometime if you have a chance so peace and love and hopefully well talk some time
Stupid Sorority Girl
One question. Did I have to be a pledge to the jewish fraternity in order to start the courting process? You look like a stupid sorority girl.
Try This One On for Size
I know your secret. You’re shopping for men and now your trying me on like I’m a pair of jeans. This is the moment where you stand on your tiptoes and you look over your shoulder in the mirror. You feel the tingle go up your spine as you realize that I make your ass look fantastic. I give you support in all the right places, and the comfort to move around. You must have me!
A Few Reasons
I’m sure you get a ton of guys writing you and I am just one more. So let me give you a few reasons why you should respond this time.
1. I’m have a sense of humor.
2. I can hold and conversation and I listen.
3. I have a job that I enjoy.
4. I know the city quite well and I like to explore it.
5. I take care of myself and enjoy being active.
Hopefully these are things that you are looking for when deciding whether to respond.
Talk to you soon,
The Gamble
My buddies bet me that I can’t get a date with the prettiest girl on this site…It’s time to roll the dice here. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
Women Only, Born Male, Gender Problems
I like women only and was born mostly male but with gender problems. I look normal but there is no hair on my legs!LOL! Now my hips and ass measure 48inches. thats big for a woman. That’s why I am wearing a panty girdle now. To look nice! I will be wearing a short to medium length wig to look younger and feminine. Once again I like only women and am not planning on changing genders. lol! have fun! sincerely
Facebook Romance
how you doing is your name princess… no, would u b mine? lol I know i really need 2 work on that line, but on a serious note I really dont approach people on facebook like this. the fact that i didn’t make an attempt would haunt me. I passed on some good women in my life and wouldn’t wanna make the mistake now.
There Will Be Times
Hi there, I hope this finds you in good spirits,
I am 100% true sincere and full of smiles, I will remind you everyday that i love you but ONLY when I really mean it, There will be times when I piss you off, but there will more times when I will have you I’m my arms, there will be times when you piss me off but once when I wake up in the morning and your there then I’ll be fine. I am looking for my +1 and best friend, my couch buddy and my adventure seeking classy woman that I get to spend my time with,
If this sounds like you then Hello, it’s a pleasure to talk to you.















