Daaaaaaaaaaaamn Girl

Published by TheSingleGirl on May 18th, 2012

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn girl. Hola at me. I would rock your shit like a beast. Drive that ass up here and back it up on me. I said back it up on me. Yea girl you know what to do. You gonna make me some steak and taters? How about we do this like its 1999? Lets get raw.


Laugh With Me or At Me

Published by TheSingleGirl on May 17th, 2012

im from brooklyn new york born and raised love to alugh and have fun would you like to laugh with me or at me just kidding no serious you could laugh at me if it will make u feel better no but serious you have a really pretty face and i would like to talk sometime if you have a chance so peace and love and hopefully well talk some time


Stupid Sorority Girl

Published by TheSingleGirl on May 16th, 2012

One question. Did I have to be a pledge to the jewish fraternity  in order to start the courting process? You look like a stupid sorority girl.


Try This One On for Size

Published by TheSingleGirl on May 15th, 2012

I know your secret. You’re shopping for men and now your trying me on like I’m a pair of jeans. This is the moment where you stand on your tiptoes and you look over your shoulder in the mirror. You feel the tingle go up your spine as you realize that I make your ass look fantastic. I give you support in all the right places, and the comfort to move around. You must have me!


A Few Reasons

Published by TheSingleGirl on May 11th, 2012

I’m sure you get a ton of guys writing you and I am just one more. So let me give you a few reasons why you should respond this time.

1. I’m have a sense of humor.

2. I can hold and conversation and I listen.

3. I have a job that I enjoy.

4. I know the city quite well and I like to explore it.

5. I take care of myself and enjoy being active.

 

Hopefully these are things that you are looking for when deciding whether to respond.

Talk to you soon,


The Gamble

Published by TheSingleGirl on April 26th, 2012

My buddies bet me that I can’t get a date with the prettiest girl on this site…It’s time to roll the dice here. Want to buy some drinks with their money?


A Fine Wine

Published by TheSingleGirl on April 25th, 2012

Im like a fine wine. Ill make you feel giddy, sexy, and sophisticated at the same time.


Women Only, Born Male, Gender Problems

Published by TheSingleGirl on April 24th, 2012

I like women only and was born mostly male but with gender problems. I look normal but there is no hair on my legs!LOL! Now my hips and ass measure 48inches. thats big for a woman. That’s why I am wearing a panty girdle now. To look nice! I will be wearing a short to medium length wig to look younger and feminine. Once again I like only women and am not planning on changing genders. lol! have fun! sincerely


Facebook Romance

Published by TheSingleGirl on April 20th, 2012

 

how you doing is your name princess… no, would u b mine? lol I know i really need 2 work on that line, but on a serious note I really dont approach people on facebook like this. the fact that i didn’t make an attempt would haunt me. I passed on some good women in my life and wouldn’t wanna make the mistake now.


There Will Be Times

Published by TheSingleGirl on April 18th, 2012

Hi there, I hope this finds you in good spirits,

I am 100% true sincere and full of smiles, I will remind you everyday that i love you but ONLY when I really mean it, There will be times when I piss you off, but there will more times when I will have you I’m my arms, there will be times when you piss me off but once when I wake up in the morning and your there then I’ll be fine. I am looking for my +1 and best friend, my couch buddy and my adventure seeking classy woman that I get to spend my time with,

If this sounds like you then Hello, it’s a pleasure to talk to you.